Look, I can speak Spanish! "taquitos taquitos frijoles." c:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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2 days ago

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

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2 days ago
me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them:no
me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:we're not
me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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2 days ago
spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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2 days ago

ancientart:

A Mixtec funerary mask from Grave No. 7, Monte Alban, Mexico.

Courtesy of & currently located at the Regional Museum of Oaxaca, Mexico. Photos taken by Anagoria via the Wiki Commons.

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6 days ago

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

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1 week ago

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I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
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1 week ago
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